Since George Allen's macaca moment, my friends and I have engaged in a fun activity of reappropriation of that awful word.
Why? Three reasons:
'Macaca' sounds funny.
It means monkey.
It's too good a word to let racists have.
Enter Macaca Nation...
Some terms:
Macaca: Any person of color. Also used as an umbrella encompassing the Macaca Nation. A macaca can be white.
Macaucasian: A white macaca.
Macaxican: A Mexican macaca.
Spicaca: Any Latino macaca.
Afromacaca: A black macaca.
Macasian: Asian macaca.
FEMAcaca:
This is a special group of macacas...these are macacas who will not be a part of the new Macaca Nation. They are named FEMAcacas because their backwards ways will result in them being sent to the FEMA trailer camps for re-education. They will stay there until they understand the tenets of the Macaca Nation.
Prominent FEMAcacas: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Dick Cheney, etc. The leader of the FEMAcacas is obviously George Allen.
What does the Macaca Nation stand for? We stand for justice, equal rights, multiculturalism, general coolness, access to healthcare, education, gainful employment, mind-altering substances, and most of all, fun, peace, love and happiness.
The Macaca Nation's territory will be comprised of all the Blue states. The name is to be determined. It's between "Terra Macaca" or "Macacastan."
Macakossack: This is self-explanatory.
The Macaca Nation is an inclusive nation, and all who affirm and live by the tenets of the Macaca Nation will be members, regardless of race, religion, or location.
It is custom for macacas to address one another as such: "Hey Macaca!"
Our anthem is "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. Why? Because this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Macacas like bananas, naturally. Also:
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
...
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
Macacas don't take any shit, and any FEMAcacas will be met with a swift beatdown, by the bleachers.
Macacas are benevolent warriors. Macacas will work to integrate all FEMAcacas once they have been properly re-educated. Unfortunately, some FEMAcacas will be relegated to live their lives out in the FEMAcaca camps, where they do not enjoy the same freedoms as macacas. This will ensure that their dangerous thoughts do not threaten the peaceful lives of macacas in Terra Macaca.
Think of the Macaca Nation as a utopia of sorts, an ideal place where macacas who love macacas can engage in their macaca loving freely.
And of course, any macaca is free to marry any macaca they want.