This trans-existential message from Saddam Hussein to George H.W. Bush was just captured by the Administration's NSA wiretap program.
So you think that you finally got me. Couldn’t do it when you were President, but got your son to do the dirty work. Well let me tell ya... Kharma’s a bitch. I had two sons. The younger was the more competent of the two, but the older one seized the birth right and proceeded to fuck everything up. I blame the calamity of the 2003 war on his corruption and incompetence... I mean he was wasting time on a Sports team when he should have been been preparing for leadership. I had close advisers betray me because they knew he was an incompetent idiot. Even my wife tried to warn me about him. But would I listen? Of course not.
Why?
(Answer below the fold.)
Because I was deluded by my sense of legacy and destiny. I believed that the older son would listen to the wisdom of the younger son. When I realized the enormity of my error, it was too late, and all I could do was break down and cry. Sound familiar?
And now here I am from the great beyond, and I look at you and your boys and all I can think to say is "Et tu, 41!"
See you soon...
Saddam "The first Butcher of Baghdad" Hussein
Ed. Note to Abu Gonzales: We will not reveal our sources for this missive even upon being cited for contempt of court.