It'll be a
sweet moment amidsts the vulgarities of the modern political process. Two men, leaders of the "free world", will head into a private room, in front of the 9/11 commission on April 29, together, forever, arms around each other.
They'll share a secret glance or two, a furtive smile, perhaps play footsie.
Cheney will be strong and assertive. Bush a delicate flower, to be protected at all costs. He may be the president, but he still has tender feelings. He may be perfect, but the pressures of a press conference still weigh heavy on his soul.
Bush's wife close confidant Condi Rice will likely be nearby, sending her undying love and good vibes the president's direction. He may be strong in the face of international terrorist cartels, but crumbles under the gaze of a press gaggle or investigative commission.
But he's a lucky man, to have Cheney and his wife national security adviser to give him strength in his times of need.
It's difficult to be incompetent and alone.