I don't want to be a crazed reactionary. An evolutionary, certainly, but I mean the kind of person that buys conspiracy tapes from Jerry Fallwell. Don't get me wrong, there is a sort of conspiracy, except it's sort of in the open what it is, so, maybe it's just a big "plan". Or goal.
Outlandish things can be true, but in the end even they turn out to be mundane.