It seems the corners are closing in on these assclowns. But we've been here before.
Poll numbers down? Raise the terror alert.
Election coming up? Invade something.
Indictment in the mail? Pick a new Supreme Court judge.
The strategy is always the same: deflect with fear. With the water temperature seemingly reaching new heights, one can only suspect a correspondingly egregious new fear to be hoisted upon the populous any day now.
Place your bets here! What dark cloud of doom shall be called to cover the sky ... blotting out light, and news, and the SEC, and such? Iran? Korea? Some other nuclear nightmare? A pandemic sounds good right now. Internet crash? Aliens? How weird can it get? My bet is pretty weird.