Hi, I'm a blogger and I'd like to work for the Washington Post. I hear you are in need of a Liberal blogger to balance the new Conservative you have hired. Well, I'd like the job.
I understand there are certain criteria to be met and I'm sure I fit those.
I have really cool pajamas, lime green with cows.
I totally hate Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, the war, conservative liars and christian hypocrites so I'm sure to piss off some readers. I promise to pick a fight with the conservative idiot of your choice at least once a week.(I'd start with your new blogger, get people talking)
I only work part time at my other job, so time won't be an issue.
I have my own computer(in the basement,btw), so I can telecommute.
Let's see, I make great popcorn so snacks won't be an issue.
I am proficient in
Google and Gizoogle.
I know how to copy and paste.
And last, I totally rock at this bloggity blog thingy so I've got that going for me.
The only problem I can forsee is that I live in reality and deal with facts.
I'm sure you will agree that this could be a great fit and await your financial offer. However, I'm not sure I could agree to leave the house for less than six figures a year. The internets is hard work and compensation will be necessary.