White Wingnut
One choice makes you larger
And one choice makes you small.
And the one DLC gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Al Gore
When he's ten feet tall.
And if you go kissing wingnuts
And you're heading toward the fall,
Tell 'em that moving 'cross the aisle
Is a good thing after all.
All bullshit.
Where'd you find the gall?
When the men in the boardroom
Ring up and tell you how to go.
But you've just read some kind of web log
That you can't seem to follow.
Go ask Al Gore,
I think he'll know.
When your duty to the people
Has fallen from your head.
And the White House drags us backwards
With the red states off their heads.
Remember what the bloggers said:
Vote for Ned! Vote for Ned!