It's a satire, but not really.
FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS
Tonight we'll tell you all about those godless Democrats
Our nation's being ruined by those stinking left wing rats
When we tell you what they did, you'll blow a fuse
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The liberals are all traitors, they deserve some hatin'
And everybody knows, that Hillary is Satan
Journalism's dead, all you get is our views
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The New York Times is slanted
They always twist the facts
We'll explain it all, we'll take you through it
We're gonna take `em down
Justice will be done
Media bias is SO wrong, except when we do it
Iraq is a nation, that's going all to hell
But if you watch our station, you really couldn't tell
There's a War on Christmas, it's the damned Jews!
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