With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here are my lead-ins to this punch line.
Let's hear yours!
If you believe there is ever a good reason for a senior White House Official to expose CIA assets ... you might be a traitor!
If you support a president that has lied in order to take the country to war because it satisfies the agenda of a multinational corporation (The Carlyle Group) ... you might be a traitor!
If you think that it is OK to give tax cuts to oil companies while the nation slowly goes broke paying more and more for that same oil ... you might be a traitor.
If you think it is OK to constantly promote those who show loyalty to you, even at the expense of the American people ... you might be a traitor!
If you think it is OK to "misplace" $8 Billion dollars in cash in Iraq while cutting funding for levee repair in New Orleans ... you might be a traitor!
If you think that it is OK to sit in a classroom for 7 minutes listening to a story about a pet goat while the nation is under attack ... you might be a traitor!
If you listened to a story about a pet goat while the country was attacked because you knew it was going to be attacked and needed that event to further your political goals ... you ARE a traitor!
OK I'm not very funny. How about you?