George, George, George of the Bungle
Please do not disturb
"Let me explainify some things!"
WATCH OUT FOR THAT VERB!!!
George, George, George of the Bungle
Known to us as "Shrub"
"I want working people to put food on their families!"
WATCH OUT FOR THAT FLUB!!!
With a head full of pez, he thinks he's the prez
And you can't believe a single word he says--
Then away he'll binge to the lunatic fringe
While Daddy and Cheney will hide and cringe
from--
George, George, George of the Bungle
Running low on tact
"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction!"
WATCH OUT FOR THAT FACT!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT---
"I'm a uniter, not a divider--unlike my liberal opponent!"
D'OHH!!!
George, George, George of the Bungle
Putting on an act!