This is something I found in an obscure fanzine in cartoon form. Iamgine maybe Akbar and Jeff saying these words. I just think it's funny.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ayatollah!
Ayatollah who?
Ayatollah not to invade Iraq!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jihad!
Jihad who?
Jihad to go and and invade Iraq, didn't cha?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam shame you had to go and invade Iraq, isn't it?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Osama!
Osama who?
Osama! What the hell does he have to do with Iraq?!