Folks, we're down to the wire. It's show time. It's go time. It's our time. I have been obsessively focused on this election for the past 7 months, and IT'S HERE. No excuses, no "I had more important things to do." THIS IS IT.
The polls are tipping our way, the news is tipping our way (how the fuck do you lose 380 TONS OF SERIOUS-ASS EXPLOSIVES? Thanks, Scott, good to know you had more important priorities than protecting our soldiers). All it takes now is you. And you. And you over there. Get up, get going, and let's bring this motherfucker home. Eight days to go, do you know where you're going to be on Election Day?
I do. I cleared my calendar for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday (there are benefits to being self-employed!), and on Sunday, I'm gettin' up early, gassing up the minivan, and driving seven hours to Columbus, Ohio, where I will be serving the cause of truth, justice and the American way, making sure everyone, whatever color, religion, race, etc., etc., GETS TO HAVE THEIR VOTE COUNTED. God help any Republicans who get in my way next week. They will live to regret it, I assure you. And thanks to the extraordinary generosity of our own concernedamerican, I have a place to stay in Columbus. Way to go. That's how we're going to win.
So let's keep this spirit going. If you live in a swing state, can you host someone? Maybe two? Or ten? Post your invitations here.
If you don't live in a swing state, can you travel to one for Election Day? Do you have a car? Can you offer rides? Do you want to go, but don't have transportation? Post a comment, let's see if we can't match you up with other Kossacks and get maximum use out of all our resources. Going to Pennsylvania from New York? Or from Indiana to Ohio? Or California to Nevada? Or somewhere else?
I'll start: as noted, I'm going to Columbus, leaving Sunday morning from Silver Spring, MD, returning Wednesday after I recover from the hangover. I can take as many as six people (hope y'all like each other if we fill up). Who wants in?
Any other ideas? Let's hear 'em. This is our time. Carpe diem and all that shit. Leave no stone unturned. Just win, baby. Pick your cliche, then make it happen. Whatever we do, if you have an idea, don't keep it to yourself. Can you live with yourself if we get hit with another Florida? I can't.
So let's roll up our sleeves and get it done.