On January 17th, the AP published the list of questions posed to potential jurors. Link to Lexis-Nexis copy of article here. From these questions, they must be pulling people out of the subway tunnels in NY to be jurors. Oh wait, newpapers make it there too.
Do any of you have feelings or opinions about the Bush administration or any of its policies or actions, whether positive or negative, that might affect your ability to give a former member of the Bush administration a fair trial?
Considering that beleiving that EVERYONE deserves a fiar trial means that you are against bushco the first one is a trick question. Also there's this. Read on, it getts better.
Do any of you have any feelings or opinions about Vice President Cheney, whether positive or negative, that might affect your ability to fairly judge Vice President Cheney's believability?
Aside from the fact that he is the bastard child of Darth Vader and The Penguin, and that if HE were a character in a movie that evil badguy music would follow him everywhere? Oh yeah, the fact that he is a war mongering despicable waste of oxygen that if forced to choose, I would rather chow down on a shit taco with a side of genital warts, wash it all down with a used gono-syphi-herpe-aids contaminated douche then help his sketchy ass dodge a criminal charge.
Would any of you have any difficulty fairly judging the believability of former or present members of the Bush administration?
No. ANYONE, and I mean anyone, can see that they are lying war profiteers. If TRUTH were suddenly embodied by the most dangerous animal (a shark riding on an elephants back trampling and eating everything in it's path), bushco, Cheney and Scooter included, would deny its existance even as they were being smushed and chewed. The resulting excrement would probably be rearranged by (fecalpheliacs) the rightwingnuts to spell "it wasn't me" and offered as miraculous (hey look it's an image on my toast) proof of innocence. In other words, imho they wouldn't know the truth if it bit them in their self serving, egocentric, vile behinds.
Anyone left reading this who is not nauseated, please realize that the only people who would pass this little quiz are conservative wingnuts who've spent the past 6 years in the bomb shelters they built in their backyard. That alone should be enough to turn your stomach even without all these mental images. Just wanted to get the point across