This one is to our wonderful Vice President.
Draft displayed here for the enjoyment of all.
Once again, I know Dick will probably never read this, and I'll only get a cordial automatic response written by one of his many staffers, but still... I must speak my piece regardless.
EDIT: Diary censored at the request of Ticket Punch
**** **** of presiding as an officer of our government are already ********.
It would be a small mercy to you, sir, if you were allowed to gracefully leave your office at the end of your term.
I saw your interview with Mr. Blitzer, where you stodgily refused to answer important questions.
You seem to forget, sir, that you work for US. We pay your paycheck (not that you need it, Mr. Halliburton) with the bloated taxes that we all have to pay. REMEMBER?
As the days go by, more and more do I see and hear people and publications talking about impeaching you and your colleague, Mr. Bush, censuring both of you, and tossing you summairly from office in disgrace. I pray every day that this will happen. I pray to God for this, sir. I know you are a Christian, so this would be slightly important to you.
Who do you think God will listen to, Sir?
A man who has ordered thousands of my brothers and sisters to die for a worthless cause? A man whose plans have resulted in the deaths of countless of thousands and thousands of Iraqi citizens, "insurgents" or otherwise?
Quite a Christian, indeed. Jesus would be very proud of you.
I'm following the trial of Mr. Libby quite religiously. Remember him? I bet you're not so proud of Scooter now, are you Mr. Vice President?
I hope they hang you out to dry, Sir. Hold you up to all the American people bathed in the disgrace you so rightfully deserve. They ought to dunk you in crude oil (appropriate, do you not think?) and have you berated, jeered, and insulted by endless crowds of deceased US soldier's widows and mothers and brothers and fathers and sons and daughters and friends and cousins.....
That fate, however humiliating it might be, is far, FAR less than what you deserve.
However, that is what seperates men like me from cowards like you. Despite how much I absolute despise you and your colleague, I would only have you humiliated and publicly disgraced, if it were up to me. Unlike me, you have your enemies which you so despise killed, maimed, tortured (Oh, wait.... I meant "Aggressively Interrogated") or otherwise have violence committed against them.
Despite all you have done to try and ruin this wonderful country of ours, despite all the policies you have created which have left thousands dead, maimed, homeless, alone, or otherwise destitute.
Despite the vapid indifference your office has shown to those poor people down in New Orleans. Despite all the lies and the pandering and the outright thumbing your nose in the face of those who SIGN YOUR GOD DAMN PAYCHECK, I would never, ever, ever have you consigned to a fate of violence, if I had the power to decide your fate. That is the difference between people like me, and scumbag liar-murderer-felons like you.
President Bush at least has the mercy of stupidity to partially excuse him, but not you, sir. I know you are not stupid. I've watched your interviews. I watched you wipe the floor with John Edwards in a debate (Well done, by the way). So, ignorance and stupidity will not absolve you, sir.
You are just a dirty, conniving, corrupt, power-hordeing scumbag, and just about everyone who dosen't have their head buried in the sand knows it, just like I do.
I hope they put you through the wringer and expose you for what you are, Mr. Vice President. I type the words "Vice President" with a sour taste in my mouth, as you are someone so undeserving of such a high office.
Just remember, the modes of power and control you so depend on to hold your capricious position is nothing more than a house of cards. A house of cards built on lies and deception, masked with the tools of destructive order.
A house of cards which will be utterly collapsed by the powers of discord and chaos.
It is no coincidence that the newest addition to our solar system is named ERIS, the goddess of Confusion and Discord.
The goddess will prevail.
The American people will have their day, very soon.
**** **** of enjoying such a high office of honor and power are ********, sir.
hail eris
all hail discordia
//Ubik