WAR!
This day will live in infamy. It's the day that somebody found two Iranian mortar shells in Iraq. There's also EFPs, which consist of a container, explosives, and -- get this -- a copper plate shaped like a dish. A copper plate shaped like a fucking dish! Only Iran could make a copper plate into a dish. Fuck!
The time for debate has ended. The United States government has laid blame for the deaths and wounding of almost 800 US servicemen in Iraq squarely at the feet of the Iranian regime.
You mean the United States government that laid the blame for the deaths of thousands of Americans squarely at the feet of entirely the wrong country?
Well...okay then!
We're so fucked.