Only one Shopping Day till Valentines Day, so all you guys, (and you too, Mary Cheney) better get on the stick and send Michelle or Anne whoever you fancy something extra special.
And Don't Send the same old boring flowers! This year, why not send them something they'll truly love, like a hunky Vermin Teddy Bear.
Maybe that special someone would like this one:
Roses Are Red
Violence nothing new,
Get In My Face
I'll Shoot Yours Off Too!
Or This One:
Georgia Is Red,
Conneticut's Blue.
I Wouldn't Be Here
If Only You Knew!
Or Perhaps this One?
Blood Runs Deep Red,
Some Water Runs Clear,
Look Out, Cause I got
Your Surge Right Here!
The others below are in desparate need of valentines rhymes, too!
Can you help?
from kittiana
Honey will you go out with me?
You'll be the toast of NYC.
I'll show you the town and the time of your life,
If you're really lucky you could be my next wife!
I'm totally Red,
Olbermann's Blue.
I can't wait till I get to
Exfolliate You!