Wow, what an uninspired set of intro-blocs tonight. And that's what I'm calling these thingies I write now: Intro-blocs. Note the spelling -- that's "bloc", not "block", because selective intentional mispellings are kool, plus there's the visual similarity to "blog": again, kool. And yes, that's what I'm thinking about. That's what happens when I researched the idiot wingnut two days ago, so I'm more bored than annoyed; and the other guest has only a teeny-tiny little Google-trail.
No, what's much more interesting is the Winter Storm Emergency! Watch Channel ##, New York's School Closing Authority! No, not that channel, the other School Closing Authority! Tune in for snowplow driver interviews! Are they ready? What are they doing? How many tons of salt do they have? Let's find some kids: what do they think about maybe having a Snow Day tomorrow? Be careful out there, folks, we're already getting virga. Is everybody stocked up with bread, milk, toilet paper, and a snow shovel? This is The Big One, you know. What do the flower shop and restaurant employees think about the prospect of Valentine's Day being Snowed Out? Take note, guys, go buy stuff now!
In other local news: a guy named Cupid has been arrested for stealing from his girlfriend, ironically just before Valentine's Day. I love my teeny-tiny news channel. |