DISCLAIMER: Schwede has hijacked the "Cheers and Jeers" moniker, renamed it to whatever he darn well feels like, stripped it of all its glory, teased it with a chicken feather, then made it do pushups 'til that newbie gets nauseous !
[a.k.a. it's Schwede's 15 milliseconds of stolen glory on the DailyKos Rec List, so there.]
Now Pay Attention ! all you splashers, or ya may just earn yourselves a couple extra laps in the deep end of the Kiddie Pool ! And don't ya go a-cryin' for that BiPM guy. "Bill in Portland Maine" thought he was going on vacation, but I have him safely stashed away in the caverns underneath the U.S. Capitol. Now don't you worry, funguys and fungals, I gave him a New York City subway map, a respirator, and a box of Kleenex to protect him from the really bad air.
Schwede: Bill, you know we love ya, but, I'm gonna take over "Cheers and Jeers" just this one time. No hard feelings, ok ?
BiPM: mffdfjeakfa ! gaeh yopr affhope fapp ofap ofp mip fape !
(translation: Mother* ! Get your a** face out of my face !)
Schwede: Here buddy, while I am filling in for Cheers and Jeers, I figured you could listen to a little music, seeing how I am fresh out of Cabana Boys...
BiPM: Donp mafk me miffen tu coe pah cabaana !
Schwede: (cough, cough) Well, uh, I gotta go, this white dusty fog is stinging my eyes.
BiPM: am gnna stng yooorp pfaaas win...affhoooope !
Schwede: ok, I think I understood that one. Gotta run, Bill, hope you enjoy the music !
....here
at the Copa, Copa Cabanaaaaa.....
Rock and ROLL ! to
Meat Loaf , Toto Van Halen,
Van Halen Billy Squier, Nickelback, and to the King himself - Elvis !
Yep, I said Van Halen twice. 1st time for David Lee "My Ego is THIS BIG" Roth. And the 2nd for Sammy "Beach Dude from Montrose Who Always Has An Opinion" Hagar. We kind of ignore that 3rd lead singer, Gary "Don't Even Think About Asking Me to Sing that 'More Than Words' song again" Cherone. Sorry, Gary, you were awesome in Extreme.
Eh. to disco.
Bleary-Eyed Woo Hoo ! to that mysterious wonder liquid. No, not rum, coffee !!! Geez.
Although... hmmm. Rum and coffee. Now that would be interesting.
"Gonna-get-me-in-trouble" blonde joke.
Yowsa to all you lovely C+J Goddesses / Angels [ and a big WHOMP ! for PoliSigh who named them "Goddesses" ]
ATTENTION: 10 a.m. EST is "Ticklefest" commencement time.
Clothing is strongly discouraged optional; closets are available for your, uh, whatevers. But if y’all insist on wearing something, could ya tell me if you like these, please ?
Blech to ice storms. Sounds like a good time to be on a beach somewhere, preferably warm.
Infinite "Bite Me" to air travel. Now that those @#$%*'s have taken away my dignity, why don't they just go ahead and take some pictures while they're at it ? Guess what my tattoo says - it's right next to my dairy-air.
Oh, and I have a quart-sized bag of various gels and liquids. Guess what they are ! Go ahead. I'm feeling frisky today. /endrant
Gratuitous Cat Pic - heh. No Comment.
I can't wait for August when the Green Bay Packers start the new season with #4 throwing the football the way it should be ! Now if I could only get millions of women wanting to have my love child just like they do for that Brett Fav-re guy, Life. Would. Be. Grand. But then I'd have to figure out how to afford and transport the required minimum weekly metric buttload quantity of chocolate... Oy.
Oh, and YKOS 2007 is in August !!! Chicago, look out, baby !
Happy Birthday to the bestest Mom Schwede on the 28th ! I am not totally her fault... the flirting comes from Grandpa Swede. That vunderful Old Fart is probably schmoozing the angels in Heaven as we schpeak.
Relatively Useless February Trivia - the year 1700 was not a leap year in Sweden. Why is it called "leap" year ? Shouldn't it be a "you-get-to-put-up-with-a-winter-that-is-one-day-longer" year ?
Surprise, surprise !
and just one more before I am banned from EVER doing this again:
I suppose I should say something political to make this a wee bit less of a lame, no-substance substitute "Cheers and Jeers":
Vote for Democrats !
heh. No brainer, hello !
Schwede's Lunsch Schpecial for Monday, February 26th, 2007
Cold Meatloaf Sandwich
French Fries
Onion Rings
Mozzarella Cheese Schticks
and a Diet Pepsi
all for just £9.99 plus VAT.
So what are you (cough) "Yowsa !" - ing and (hack) "Eh." - ing about today ?