(Courtesy of Varietease)
Now that Robert Rodriguez is not doing well at the box office with Grindhouse/Planet Terror, he has decided to recoup his losses and make the latest Spy Kids film, but with the Kos family!
And in "4-D", for "4 Democrats"!!
Here is part of the leaked script:
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Kos: I have to go save the world from the Republicans again. Boy this is getting tiresome.
Elisa: At least we have a fantastic four people in our family now! (Boy am I glad labor is over...)
Ari: Cool!
Elisandra: Goo!
(more 4-D below)
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Kos: Life as a super secret spy undercover as a blogger has its benefits, I guess. I'm just not sure what they are.
Elisa: That's right dear. Now please hand me the machine gun, I need to go to target practice.
Ari: Rock on dude! I mean, Mom!!
Elisandra: Gaa!
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Kos: Little Ari, you have to train your baby sister in all this deadly spy stuff. Mommy and I are getting older, you know, so we have to hand the 00-Kos empire over to you at some point.
Remember, you can always phone our friend Valerie Plame for help!
Elisa: I need to spend more time on Mother Talkers anyway so that it gets as many viewers as Markos' blog. That could take a while...
Ari: Can I blow up stuff? Me and baby sis? --MAJOR DESTRUCTION! This is better than video games!
Elisandra: Goo gaa!
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Coming soon to a theater near you! (We can only hope...)
Happy Easter!