Today Nasa announced its bold plan to remove the rings of Saturn. Observers call it the most extraordinary briss ever undertaken by any Space Program.
The necessity of removing Saturn's Rings has been called into question by scientists from MIT. They warn Nasa that removing Saturn's rings could drastically reduce Saturn's sensitivity, making its orbit around the sun less satisfying. When asked, Nasa Scientists reply.
More reasons for removing Saturn's rings have been uncovered by the DailyKos news team. A subsequent interview with Saturn's Gym Teacher reveals.
Further investigation brought us to Saturn's Family Physician. We were able to solicit comment from the Saturn family Doctor as privacy agreements are only valid into low-earth-orbit.
Reports of the Chinese Space program's endeavor to wash Neptune's balls in response to Nasa are as of yet unconfirmed...
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