In a move certain to advance the Homosexual Agenda in the Evergreen State, the Washington state legislature passed domestic partner legislation that enhances the legal rights of gay couples (and heterosexual couples over the age of 62 and living in sin). New special rights include hospital visitation, freedom to authorize autopsies and organ donations, and inheritance when no will exists. Governor Chris Gregoire says that she will sign the bill.
In a move certain to advance the Homosexual Agenda in the Evergreen State, the Washington state legislature passed domestic partner legislation that enhances the legal rights of gay couples (and heterosexual couples over the age of 62 and living in sin). New special rights include hospital visitation, freedom to authorize autopsies and organ donations, and inheritance when no will exists. Governor Chris Gregoire says that she will sign the bill.
The bill passed over Republican objections that it offended community values (not specified) and compromised religious freedoms (not specified). They expressed concern that it threatens the institution of marriage and wrongfully extends rights rightfully reserved for married heterosexual couples. And, indeed, Democrats stated baldly that the bill is the first step on the path to the Abomination of Gay Marriage.
Like millions of Washingtonians, I spent much of this morning reflecting on my sexuality, wondering if the time had arrived to become gay. Yes, I’m 52 and you could say that it’s too late for such stuff, but the power and lure of the Homosexual Agenda is such that I must seriously consider the possibility. After all, the United States has become a veritable haven for homosexuality: Hate crimes against gays were actually down in 2005. And unlike in Iran, no one can actually be executed for being a homosexual. Yes, in this country, who wouldn’t want to be gay?
I also plan on sitting down with my college-age sons to discuss with them the myriad advantages of homosexuality. They are still in their formative years, and it remains possible that they can escape the travails of straightness and avoid a lifetime of being a social outcast. After all, what parent doesn’t want his kids to have a better life than he had? As a straight man, I have been forced to endure a 20-year marriage (without gay sex), walk the streets in safety (without gay sex), and mind my own business (without gay sex). My children aren’t going to suffer this if I have anything to say about it. And the Washington state legislature has made it possible. Thanks, guys.