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Predictions on Top-10 Impacts of Imus Firing
by
Minerva
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Friday, Apr. 13, 2007
Friday, Apr. 13, 2007
at
9:22:14am PDT
Charles McCord replaces Tony Snow as Presidential press spokesman
Bernard McGuirk finally able to
enlist in National Guard and serve as a technician defusing IEDs in Iraq
pursue waste management role more fitting for skill-set
Rob Bartlett begins lucrative new gig taking his bottomless well of stale Clinton routines to their natural home on Rush Limbaugh show, supplementing his income with occasional bookings on right-wing rubber-chicken circuit
(Please join below)
Free-pass airtime for phony "centrists" John McCain and Joe Lieberman declines 90%
Vanity airtime for toothless media kittens Tim Russert and David Gregory declines 100%
Chris Russo given opportunity to drift even further out of his depth with new morning show
Howard Stern achieves satisfaction of knowing that he not only helped create Imus (by providing all of Imus's format ideas) but also helped to destroy him – The absence of former CBS Radio President, Joel Hollander (fired after CBS profits tanked with Stern’s departure) helped ensure Imus’s doom. (This is not to say that Imus will not again try to follow Stern by seeking a satellite gig, but he's probably a few weeks too late: the two satellite networks are trying to merge and will avoid someone as radioactive as Imus for as long as they are before the FTC, FCC, etc.)
Prices for Autobody Express T-shirts up 5% on eBay
AM ratings on MSNBC double with new gardening and yoga shows
Odds of right-wing media establishment successfully diverting attention from scandals engulfing the Bush Administration increase by ~2%