John Edwards' lyrics:
"I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I am pretty and witty. So what?
I have policies
I am running on ideas, not looks."
Paul Wolfowitz's lyrics:
"I feel spitty
Oh so spitty
I feel spitty and icky and gross
I'm a hypocrite
And I pity any girlfriend who doesn't work for me"
Dick Cheney's lyrics:
"We are winning
Absolutely
The insurgents are in their last throes
And I pity any old man in my line of fire"
George Bush's lyrics:
"I am angry
Oh so angry
That you cannot see progress in Iraq
Making progress
Steady progress
Since the Mission Accomplished day"
Karl Rove's lyrics:
"I will smear you
I will slime you
With the devious mind that's mine
Politcal victory is the only thing I care about"
I know we're way behind on this one, but here's a response to the John Edwards hair video. I know nuthin' about video and editing so I can't do a good job of it, but maybe somebody in the Kos community can find good video clips of these jerks (Paul Wolfowitz combing his hair with spit, Bush squinting and snarling in a press confernce, Cheney in the actual "last throes" interview, etc.) and dub the singing over them to make a video collage.
Anyone?