Pre-rant disclaimer: I won a cell phone and have been known to use it.
Hi, I am talking on a cell phone. I am walking down the street banging into other people because I am talking on a cell phone. I am walking in a public place or standing in line while talking on a cell phone. I am having an laminated conversation so you can hear all kinds of personal information about me you would rather not know. Isn't that great? I am standing in line at the corporate coffee outlet and I tell the person who is about to serve me to "hold on a minute" so I can finish my fascinating conversation. Nobody in line behind me minds waiting and the lowly coffee jockey knows instinctively just how important my mundane conversation is.
Yes, I love my....
I am at the grocery store/video store and I am pleading with you or arguing with you about what to get because we didn't need to discuss it before. We could just wait so I have a chance to use my cell phone.
I am on a date with you. I think you are hot and I am a bit nervous but alas, I am saved because my friends call to find out how things are going. If you object there is obviously something wrong with you, or better yet you are talking to your friends about how the date is going on your cell phone. I love cell phones they make communication so much easier so much more meaningful. What did people do without them. I get confused when I see an "old" movie and the hero has to rush around to look for a ...gasp... pay phone and I think to myself well should had a cell phone buddy.
I love to text message: my bff igt the www and wer gt fff. It really helps to accentuate my speed communication and the best part: I no longer have to be fluent in the only language I bothered to learn. There is an entire culture devoted to me because I am fascinating beyond belief.
And what the hell does this mean? It doesn't apply to me.
I am a great driver those studies are probably inaccurate and some bozo is always doing a study about something who has time to pay attention to all that intellectual stuff?
How would I ever talk to you without my cell phone? I could never yell at my employees while I was having lunch with my important friends and conduct a proper business without it. Maybe, someday we will be able to advance even further as a civilization just because of cell phones.
I bet the terrorists don't have cell phones. Oh, you say they do? Well, in that case we need better cell phones. We need to keep the good cell phones out of the terrorist's hands. That is why they hate us, they want our cell phones.