Dear Democrats,
Wow. What a scary day! You were so scared the mean old president would take his sub-30% approval rating out in front of the big bad press and say nasty things about you, you gave him a blank check to keep his nifty little war blazin' on forever. I'm sure the overwhelming majority of Americans who were counting on you to bring accountability to this administration and an end to this war will, like, totally understand. I mean, what would you do if the president sent Big Time to snarl at you? Now that would be REALLY SCARY!
Know what else is scary? From now until our soldiers finally come home, the blood of every single American who dies is on your hands, as well. Hope you feel really good about that. I mean, I'm sure you can tell all their parents how scary it was going to be if you were criticized by the White House.
See you in the primaries,
Wil