Tragedy struck the Republican National Debate last night as Senator Brownback was attacked by what witnesses describe as a "wolf-like" creature. The attacked happened shortly after Senator Brownback's response to a question on whether or not he believed in Evolution. A few seconds after raising his hand in disagreement with the alleged "theory", a ferocious "wolf-like" animal, attacked the Senator and began to maul him.
Fortunately, before the creature could do any serious damage to Brownback the animal shot to death by six of the nine other Republican candidates who happen to be brandishing a loaded weapon during the debate.
In an unrelated story, CNN correspondent and debate moderator Wolf Blitzer went missing shortly before the incident and has yet to be found.