Ah Independence Day! What a happy reminder of what our happy nation really is! A place to set off explosives drink bad beer and eat encased meat by products! Nothing wrong with blowing of a little steam and a few metricfucktons of fireworks of course, but you know me, I am all about The People. And the idea of what a true democracy and real self-rule can be.
So while our representatives are out eating babies and kissing hot dogs and flaving the wag, someone has to be minding the store and viligancing....eternally!
I would have written something patriotic and revolutionary for today but, I already did that....and it is We The People Wednesday!
The day we all get together and exercise our Constitutional right to Free Speech while reminding our Representatives of their Constitutional oaths and duties.
To that end, let's talk about a great 'weapon' in the arsenal of Freedom.....The Fax.
E-mails are easy, phone calls are fun....letters can be laden with anthrax and must be scanned before our reps get them. The Fax has the singular advantage of generating a hard copy which must be handled. That makes them Hard to ignore....even if it is just the act of throwing them away!
Another advantage (h/t to Ranting Roland in the comments) of the Mighty Fax: Representatives aren't allowed to answer e-mails from non-constituents! I am not sure exactly how it works, whether they even recieve them or not. But if they do, they most likely ignore them. The Mighty Fax, I repeat....is unignorable!
Plus.....They are Free and you can send them from your computer!
And that is your Patriotic Duty this week Ladles and Germs, to send Faxes to Speaker Pelosi and your Representative in the House. Lots of them! Once again to make it as easy as possible you can just C&P the following....
Dear
I urge you to support House Resolution 333. The Resolution to impeach Vice President Cheney.
....and fax it off!
If you don't want to bother with faxing today, please still send a quick and easy e-mail! You will find all the contact info you need at the bottom of this dairy. (Btw, if you are ever inspired to write your own impeachment diary, please include some or all of this contact info!)
Picture this.....The Speaker or you Rep get back to DC and walk into their office and there standing before them is a huge mountain of faxes....all calling for impeaching Cheney! We are talking serious impact here folks! So don't be shy, once you are set up just keep hitting that button as you laze and loll languorously on your couch on the Anniversary of the Revolution!
If you need motivation, just think how mad you were when you heard about George pardoning the Scootster! Remember that the pardon was intended to cover Dicks big wide white disgusting ass! Here before you is an easy physical act to manifest that feeling! Every time you press that button, an impeach fairy gets her wings!
As always...if you tell me in the comments that you have faxed or e-mailed.....You get a Pony!
As a special BONUS!!! incentive tell me how many faxes you sent, and not only do you get a pony, but for each one extra you get a bag of oats!
Free Faxes from your computer!
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And while you are at it.... Read This Diary!
A HUGE hat tip to Meteor Blades!!!
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