Recently, John Edwards released a press statement, already diaried elsewhere on DailyKos. I reproduce the first sentence here:
The president's remarks today defending his Iraq policy without regard to actual facts border on the delusional.
Mr. Edwards, I am afraid President Bush crossed that border some time ago. Frankly, I think the border between Bush and delusion needs a lot more security. Maybe I should form a heavily-armed militia group that patrols that border and stops him from attempting to cross illegally. That border is way too permeable, and it is a grave threat to national security.
Better yet, I think Congress should build a fence between Bush and delusion to prevent his anti-American influence from destroying our country. Then I think Bush should be forced to speak English instead of his incomprehensible native tongue, Delusional. Sometimes I'm shocked when I read the newspaper or listen to the radio or watch TV and I hear politicians and pundits speaking not a word of English. They're all speaking Delusional. Especially when talking about Iraq or how Democrats need to kowtow to Bush or they will suffer electoral defeat.
This is America, and I don't think the official business of the country should be conducted in the language of Delusion. America has too many people from Delusion already, and it corrupts our culture. Hearing our leaders speak and act Delusionally only encourages more Delusionals to undermine our American freedoms, like the right not to be arbitrarily imprisoned by some Delusional who doesn't know that in America we don't have kings, or vice-kings.
How can our public education system cope when it's flooded with so many Delusionals? These Delusionals are parasites, getting rich by taking government money that should be spent taking care of real Americans. I say we throw the Delusionals out of the country, and if they want to come back they can only come back as guest workers with no political power whatsoever.
(Originally posted on Internal Monologue)