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There. I said it. Kang is just not right for America. Not. Right. At. All.

Kang will subjugate the entire Earth and use us as food slaves for food. Human food. For Rigel 7. Is that what you want? He'll use us to build a giant ray gun to point at another planet, thus getting America involved in YET. ANOTHER. FOREIGN. WAR. WE. HAVE. NO. BUSINESS. IN. while infrastructure crumbles and cities drown in hurricane floods. That's what Kang wants, folks, I'm just laying it out there.

Is that what you people want?!

Kang thinks the Earth was created only 5,000 years ago. Such anti science tripe no longer belongs in the White House. Plus Kang doesn't even know the way to Earth Capital. Hell, there IS no such place as Earth Capital. Kang is obviously an idiot and not qualified for the presidency.

Kang exchanges protein strings in PUBLIC. PUBLIC. WITH RANDOM political leaders MEN. The shame. Exchanging protein strings in public. It's absolutely sick. Sick and digusting. Kang is digusting. Won't anyone think about the children?

And none of you will throw your votes away on a third party. The correct choice is so obviously Kodos who will help us all twirl, always twirl toward freedom! Freedom is good! Abortions for some and miniature American flags for all!

and if Kang wins, don't blame me. I'm voting for Kodos. And if Kang is the nominee, I'm staying home and watching The Simpsons.

Originally posted to #WELLACTUALLY on Mon Aug 27, 2007 at 06:41 AM PDT.

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