What does a former U.S. Senator do when he's no longer a Senator, and a lobbying career is probably out of the question? He can sell drugs:
"Hello friends. I'm former Senator, and Restless Leg Syndrome sufferer Larry Craig.
"RLS is uncomfortable. You'll do just about ANYTHING to relieve the symptoms.
"Not only is it uncomfortable, it can make your life less satisfying, and it can even cost you your job.
"You know what it's like, you're doing something where you should be sitting still, yet you can't. Pretty soon your foot is tapping, your hand starts moving, and you just don't know what could happen next - I'm here to tell you, it may not be good.
"Fortunately, now there's Requip, the first medication approved for the treatment of RLS symptoms.
"Don't wait until it's too late. I only wish I'd known about Requip last June."