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( opposed to Lonesome Dove)
Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Harriet Miers, Andrew Card, Alberto Gonzales, and now Tony Snow.  They have all left or are leaving. Poor Chimpy!
Original DVD cover.

To the tune of Hey There, Lonely Girl written originally by Written by Earl Shuman & Leon Carr as Hey There, Lonely Boy, performed by Eddie Holman:

(uhoh, gotta follow me below the fold for the song!)

I'm a lonely guy, lonely guy,
I am so unhappy, I feel sick,
Barney won't play ball, null
Condi's at the mall, null
And I'm scared as hell of Uncle Dick. null

Ever since Turdblossom left, null
I feel so lost,
Why did he go away?
Oh my goodness, it was hard,
When Andy Card, null
Told me he could not stay.

Iiiiiiiiiii'm a lonely guy, I might cry,
Please, somebody, make my heart like new,
My bud, Tony Snow, null
Is next to go,
And the Dems got rid of sweet Abu! null

You'd think I could depend upon my mom and dad, null
To see me through the rest,
But when I ask them, you will see,
They won't help me,
'Cause they like Jebby best, null
They like him best!

I'm a lonely guy, lonely guy,
Everybody left me, read the news,
I'm a lonely guy, lonely guy,
They're gone, and I'm stuck with Karen Hughes, null
They're gone, and I'm stuck with Karen Hughes!

Ohhhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh,
Iiiiiii'm so lonely, lonely, lonely. lonely guy,
Can't you see that.......

Crossposted at Hysterical Raisins.

Originally posted to nonnie9999 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 at 10:55 PM PDT.

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