"Take Enzyte, for Natural Male Enhancement"
Today's Congress, and even more so, our White House (and their collective foreign policy), can best be described by a pharmacologically enhanced Bob. If his cock grows big enough, in his own mind, Bob becomes more confident, he's a success at parties & work, and best of all, he's great at golf! All this, just because he thinks his prick is bigger.
When you see those irritating Enzyte ads, picture in your mind a swaggering George W. Bush, with his ape-like, knuckles-forward strut. Think of his "Bring it On" mantra. Then, recall the people who he relies on for advice, DICK Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Dave Addington, RIchard Perle, Eliot Abrams, Condi Rice - all of them male, all ready to brag how big their equipment is, and all of them anxious to use it. Figuratively.
For these men, Condi included, if you have a military, you better use it or lose it, just like a Viagra-based erection. In fact, it would be womanly NOT to use the military.
Bigger cock? bigger foreign policy. Bigger erection? the more potent sperm you have. Bigger balls? the more powerful your military is.
As any self-respecting lover will tell you, except at the very extremes, what matters is how you use it, (and with whom, and when and where) and not how big or small you think your equipment is. The American psyche suffers from two absurd preoccupations, both size related, the first being the length of the male third leg and the second, the size of women's breasts. Both bear little resemblance to the real world at hand, if I may, as it were, so to speak. Breast enhancement surgery continues unabated, while Enzyte and Viagra sales climb into the high millions of dollars.
Looking at the inane ways that our Senate managed to avoid protecting our troops, while at the same time, attacking a truthful MoveOn ad as unpatriotic, the Senate shows its true self. It suffers from an acute case of penis envy. Only someone seriously concerned about what hangs between his legs could come up with the inane statements that Joe Lieberman and Lindsay Graham did yesterday. Only someone with a deep-seeded insecurity issue could pull the kind of crap that our Senate has done this session. Only truly mixed up and mentally insecure people could run a foreign policy like the White House has done for seven years.
Even if Enzyte worked (all medical studies prove that it does not), just giving a larger prick to the aggressive, insecure, and arrogant group mentioned above, does not give them peace of mind. Instead, it merely makes them more aggressive and even more ready to fight - using other people as a fungible supply of soldiers, of course.
The demand for domestic surveillance, the demand for more power, the calls to invade Iran, the claims that we must stay the course in Iraq - all of this can be described as the Enzyte Syndrome. Our headache is that so many of our leaders suffer from this fixation.
We do have a new, unlikely, and relatively unknown hero. Admiral Fallon, the top military commander of the US. The same guy who accurately described, in public, General BetrayUs as a ass-lickers to politicians, is a steady, apparently sane leader. Fallon has reportedly stated that there will be no invasion or attack on Iran, so long as he has any say so on the issue. He also has suggested that even the hint of use of nukes will not happen. He must make Dick Cheney madder than spit.
The Enzyte Syndrome begs the following question: