This probably violates rules for being too brief but...
I don't support the death penalty. I don't support unjustified preemptory wars. I don't support rendition. I've never even struck anyone (intentionally) in my life. But hearing Ann Coulter beg for a fatwah tempts me to rethink my entire value system. Do I take the money I earmarked for Chris Dodd and send it to Jemaah Islamiyah? Do I hire a plane to drop fliers with the Page 6 quote over Riyadh? Do I convince my crazy brother in-law Carl that he's actually from Qatar? Or do I just suck it up and follow my conscience? Life would be so much simpler if I could be amoral scum like Coultergeist.