Dear Diary:
This evening Janeane Garofalo pummelled Camille Paglia. Trounced her, finished her off, smoked her. A fine performance from an progressive Italian babe, left 'em begging for more. She may not be as stupendous a beauty as Monica Bellucci on the outside, but inside, I tell you she is the goddess of the airwaves.
All Hail to Janeane!