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Happy New Year: NOLA survivors suck, the Plains rule

Sat Jan 06, 2007 at 04:12:17 PM PDT

"Happy New Year" is the lead in this spam-a-lot email making its round-about over the internet. It landed in my email this afternoon and I am still furious after reading it (and responding), so thought I would share it with the community here.

We are, after all, the reality-based community. And, the NOLA fiasco left deep scars. We haven't forgotten.

So, to Colorado and all the snowbound areas, the snow will melt and life will spring back.

There is no comparison with the tragedy of New Orleans. Yet, this "Weather Bulletin" from a county emergency manager in central Colorado lashes out his thoughts on the subject.

[UPDATE: This "Weather Bulletin" is nothing more than an old spam "urban legend" email that circulates from time to time across the internet. Seems someone jazzed it up a little and updated it with current events and then sent it out across the internet again. Snopes has debunked  this.]


HAPPY NEW YEAR -------- Here is something to think about in 2007.

THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT.

Denver Post:

This text is from a county emergency manager out in the central part of Colorado after todays snowstorm.

WEATHER BULLETIN

Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

FYI:

George Bush did not come.

FEMA did nothing.

No one howled for the government.

No one blamed the government

No one even uttered an expletive on TV

Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.

Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.

Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.

CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.

No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.

No one looted.

Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.

Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.

No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.

No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.

Nope, we just melted the snow for water.

Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.

The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny.

Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snowbound families.

Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.

We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.

We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".

We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.

Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.

"In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world's social problems evaporate."

It does seem that way, at least to me.

I hope this gets passed on.

Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does Not owe you a living.

George Bush did not come.
Yes, indeed, Mister Bush did not come. He was too busy goofing around with his new gee-tar.
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Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
The elderly were abandoned. Left alone and helpless. Nursing homes became deathtraps, as did hospitals.
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"We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks."
Nope, NOLA survivors had to break holes in the ceilings and crawl to the attics and rooftops, waiting and hoping to be rescued.

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"Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does Not owe you a living."  
"Here lies Vera." She is proof of the inhumanity in your message.
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So, Good Morning, America, How are You?  
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"Don't you know me? I'm your favorite son."
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"I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans..."
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I'll be gone 500 miles before the day is done."
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