ugh, where to start.
Well, in the comfortable confines of Fox News of course.
http://www.foxnews.com/...
Cheney said despite Rumsfeld's controversial handling of the war in Iraq, the secretary of defense was managing the war successfully.
Please, I know don't smash your keyboard into your monitor, callllmmmm down.
because it gets worse, below the fold...
"I wouldn't be where I am today if it hadn't been for what Don Rumsfeld was willing to do," Cheney said, pointing to "the opportunity he was willing to give me nearly 40 years ago."
No, please say nooooo....
Dick Cheney disagreed with President Bush over the president's decision last year to remove Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld from office, the vice president told FOX News in an exclusive interview.
and your right because Rumsfeld's judgement was immpecible.
"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
and the gem is of course:
"It is unknowable how long that conflict [the war in Iraq] will last. It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." -in Feb. 2003
Ironically, Cheney goes on to torture us...
"I do the best I can to give him the kind of advice that I can," Cheney said. "Sometimes he takes it. Sometimes he doesn't."
When it came time to replace Rumsfeld after the Republicans lost both the House and Senate, Cheney's was an opinion Bush declined to take.
"Well, the way I put is, is that he wished Secretary Rumsfeld hadn't left, and wished to see him remain as the secretary of defense," Bush said, adding, "He's telling you the truth. And that's, that's the truth."
See, Rumsfeld was telling us the truth all along, we just refused to listen. ugh
Well fear not, you can catch the interview in it's entirety on Fox News
Dick Cheney: No Retreat," a rare glimpse into the life of the vice president hosted by Bret Baier and produced by Brian Gaffney, airs at 9 p.m. ET on Oct. 13 on the FOX News Channel.
Please don't shoot anyone or anything in the face.