Still think there's not a conspiracy among conservatives to intentionally say the most stupid, offensive thing possible without getting Imus'ed?
Well, "radio talk show host" Debbie Schlussel tops Coulter, and it's gotta be a secret contest, because there is no f--king way anyone is this damn stupid but still manages to chew their food. According to Schlussel, if you're Jewish and offended by Ann Coulter's statements, you're a phony Jew:
True religious Jews are not offended by Ann [Coulter]'s comments, though they really appreciate her alliance with our causes. It's only the Jewish libs, like Deutch [sic], who are feigning this shock and outrage. That's because she's a threat to their real religion: liberalism.
Of course, Schlussel makes a big point of saying that she is a true "religious Jew", and other Jews are the phony ones, so it's not a bigoted statement -- of course not.
The reason I keep bringing these things up, this week, is to show this as standard operating procedure throughout the right. It shouldn't be ignored, it should be highlighted. This is the entire nut of their movement: deciding which soldiers are patriotic, and which ones are phony. Deciding which families living in the aftereffects of tragedy are needy, and which are phony. Deciding which Jews are true, and which are phony. "Phony" is the mantra: anyone who disagrees with them is either (1) mentally ill, (2) under the spell of evil liberals, or (3) frauds. They seem to revel in thier own incapacity to comprehend dissent.
But I have no explanation for this current round of unusually spectacular conservative crap, other than perhaps the melting icecaps have released all the excess Stupid that was trapped in ancient ice as the dinosaurs died off.