Dear fellow DailyKos conservatives with money to give me,
Friends, as you know, I have long fought the good fight to protect all decent, God-fearing Kossacks from the scourges and dangers of the radical homosexuals on this board as they try to tear down our way of life and to destroy our marriages and force us to have radical homosexual sex as part of their radical homosexual agenda.
Tonight, after trying to hold back the radical homosexuals with my arms spread to stop the tide, I am weary. So weary only your piles of money can keep my arms propped up in the universal symbol of stop.
President Bush, the other President Cheney, Karl Rove, Congress, the right-wing corporate media, the military, the statehouses, the school crossing guards. None of them can stop the radical homosexuals on this board as they seek to destroy us. Only your donation to me tonight can save us from being forced into wild, radical homosexual orgies.
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Do you not believe they seek to destroy me for saving you from their radical homosexual agenda?
Here are actual posts made by radical homosexuals on this board attempting to destroy me so they can get to you and make you have radical homosexual sex with farm animals.
For example, here is juls' diary on Jan. 20: Carnacki must die so I may marry Ms. Carnacki.
Here is one of radical homosexual juls' posts in that diary, (edited only for the purpose of clarity):
yeah (4.00 / 5)
Carnaki was the colorof one of his vampires. he braved out the 2 hour drive and a couple hours of the march then the he was one whiped activist and had to trundle home. must die so I may marry Ms. Carnaki.
Yeah the revolution starts now..So what you doin' standin' around? -Steve Earle by juls on Thu Jan 20th, 2005 at 18:38:07 EST
Or there is this post from radical homosexual DCDemocrat which should terrify all of us (edited only for the purposes of clarity):
If all straight folks were (4.00 / 15)
as perceptive as you, Kos, mcjoan, maryscott, jsmdlawyer, and the myriad other broad-minded defenders of gay rights here at dailykos, we gay folks would have nothing to fear. As it is, Carnacki, with friends like you guys, we are so much safer than were you all silent. must be destroyed so we can achieve our radical homosexual agenda.
DCDemocrat: Higher editorial standards than The New York Times. by DCDemocrat on Sun Jan 2nd, 2005 at 21:07:29 EST
As you can see, the radical homosexual lobby on this board is dangerous. Send me your money now -- all of it -- or our grandparents will have to take part in wild, radical homosexual orgies because of laws forced upon President Bush and Congress by the radical homosexual lobby. Do you want to see your grandmother in a wild, radical homosexual orgy? Send your money today. Help me so I may help you.
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