(Bumped -- kos)
Everybody relax.
A guy with Washington hair and Serious Person glasses says of waterboarding:
"I'm sure it feels like torture, you know, it doesn't result in any lasting damage, but it feels like torture."
That's Morton Kondracke, well known torture and interrogation expert, setting your minds at ease.
Because torture, as we all know, isn't about what it "feels like," but more about your future body image.
Our culture is dead. Americans take their advice on matters of morality and legality from any moron they see on TV, so long as their hair, suits and glasses fit within certain accepted norms.