I just can't hold my peace. I hate your candidate. Naturally, I have stood aside in a mature and dignified manner while you decided to prattle on. I have a sense of decorum and ethics you see and so does my candidate. I fear my candidate is being punished for this while yours roams free to spatter this primary with ineptitude, half truths, malingering, and double talk.
If I had three eyes and your candidate needed one I wouldn't donate the extra. Why should my candidate suffer, I would give him/her/it the third eye. All the better to see you with my lovely.
Your candidate has too much/not enough/ the wrong color/style of hair. Just not appropriate.
Your candidate is too stylish/not stylish enough in her/his fashion presentation and spends too much/not enough in presenting himself/herself.
Your candidate once failed to pet a puppy a a local diner. The gall, the utter arrogance, ah the disappointment. That puppy was training to be a service dog. Is your candidates against services dogs? Does your candidate even have a dog? What does your candidate have against dogs? Really? Is there some dog scandal attached to them you are concealing? I've heard whisperings, you can't deny it.
Your candidate has a foreign policy agenda that is too aggressive/not aggressive enough. He or she is tainted by too much insider knowledge/not enough to make informed rational decisions about our role on the world stage and has not traveled extensively enough/or traveled too extensively to bring forth that unique American perspective.
Your candidate has too much focus on the poor/middle class in their woefully inadequate health care policy to really get at what the middle class/poor really need. I know for a fact she/he took donations from a band-aid/vitamin/holistic based/corporate based/ health care delivery company and cannot possibly separate themselves and take an independent stand or they are too independent to be able to work out a compromise/and or cannot come up with any shred of independence on this vital issue.
Your candidate waxes his/her eyebrows too much/not enough and wore too much/not enough make-up at the last debate and looked too fresh/too tired/overly youthful/rather elderly/too concerned about appearance/not concerned enough, to be considered a serious contender.
Typically your candidate gives answers that are too specific/not specific enough/ too long/ too short/too serious/ too humorous/rather dodgy/too idealistic/not idealistic enough to indicate a firm grasp on the issues.
I have noticed that your candidate brings forth an agenda that is too centrist/ too leftist/ falsely populist/ not broad based enough to bring about change. There is an attempt to reach too many people/not enough people/the wrong kind of people in said message.
Further, there is an air of militarism/ a lack of respect for the military/ not a deep enough grasp on the needs of the military/ too many ties to the military for your candidate to truly comprehend the challenges our service men and women face today.
Finally your candidate is too slick/too down to earth, with a team that is hyper organized/unorganized and is full of inexperienced people/ tainted by too much experience to run a well organized/ overly spontaneous campaign in the general election.
Just give up now.
My team is destined to win and I already have a VP in mind...