The White House Horror Picture Show
Starring:
Karl Rove as Dr. Frankenfurter
George W. Bush as Rocky
Dick Cheney as Riff-Raff
Condolezza Rice as Magenta
Our National Pride as Columbia
Our World Standing as Eddie
The American Public as Brad and Janet
John Ashcroft as The Criminologist
Colin Powell Dr. Everett V. Scott
With Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Tom Ridge, etc. filling in as Transylvanians
The Republican Timewarp
It's just a jump to the right,
And then a step even further to the right!
With your hands in your pockets,
Holding your money tight.
But it's the preemptive strikes,
That take out Saddam Hussein.
Let's do the time-warp again!
Let's do the time-warp again!
I Can Make You a President
...take Ronald Reagan by the...ha-ha-hand!
In just seven days,...oh, baby...I can make you a President./
I don't want no dissention, just world domination!