I gotta tell ya, after reading this blog after months and months, I've got to say...our party's candidates really suck.
I mean, badly. We're going to get our ass handed to us with this crop of losers.
None of them can do a damn thing right. They've all got these horrendous flaws that don't qualify them for dogcatcher, let alone President.
I can see why the Republicans are really licking their chops over '08, 'cause man, we've got nothing over here on the D side of the aisle.
Let's look at 'em all, and see why we can't win with any of them:
Clinton -- She's triangulation central, and she doesn't play in Peoria. She's calculating and cold, and she brings that Slick Willie with her. Hello? Anybody hear about baggage? And she's changed her hairdos too much.
Obama -- Who's he kidding? He's like what, 25 years old? No experience and not ready for prime time. And his haircut is too short.
Edwards -- A trial lawyer. And that means he's a slick as greased owl shit. How can anyone believe what that guy says with such perfectly coiffed hair?
Richardson -- Foot in mouth diease. Everytime he says something stupid, he blames it on being tired or some nonsense. Maybe he should take more naps. And he needs to lose the pompadour.
Dodd -- Too senatorial and calculating. Guy has missed as many votes as I've drank beers -- too damn many. And he has a shock of white hair that makes him look like a Muppet.
Biden -- I once saw a hand dryer in the can one time that said "For a message from Joe Biden, press here." Country ain't gonna elect a guy who puts them to sleep with two hour speeches. And what's with the comb over?
Kucinich -- Kooky as hell. New agey solutions and UFO sightings will win him the People's Republic of Berekley, and that's about it. Dude looks like Gollum, and his unkempt hair ain't helping him.
Gravel -- Stone cold crazy coocoo bananas nuts. But at least he has a decent haircut.
We are doomed, I tell you, doomed.