Look. I know this breaks all the rules. Diary too short. Diary making fun of another Diary. Diary about something stupid. On and on. I know all that. I tried to stop myself. I did.
While I'm writing this, I'm trying to stop myself.
I'm telling myself I won't post this.
But really. I've never made the rec list and if this diary does, well, it will just confirm that I'm not serious. So if you rec this diary, I will hate you down to your very follicles.
If you find this diary a welcome relief from the primary wars, then that should tell you something about how bad they've gotten. So, taking off from something we came up with in another diary, Delaware Dem's excellent I Tire Of The Second Primary War, lets come up with some diary titles from hell.
Hillary Hit My Grandmother
Edwards Invents Dental Floss
This Week In Obama's Shoe Closet
Edwards Ahead In Sweden
Might hurt somebody's feelings, sure.
If we're lucky.