When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother, "what will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me,
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be will be
The future's not ours to see,
Que sera, sera.
Now, the big questions of the day:
Will Obama snort coke off the belly of Mike Gravel?
Will Clinton mount her broomstick and fly cackling around the room?
Will Edwards get lost in the monitor observing his lovely hair?
Will Joseph Biden get off the best line of the debate, but still seem like a loser?
Will Chris Dodd say something anyone can remember?
Will Bill Richardson ride to his lady's defense?
All we know is -- if it's that dominatrix editor of the Des Moines Register running things again, they'll have to climb over her to get at each other.
Let the games begin.
UPDATE: You can watch the debate streaming live thanks to Iowa Public Television and funluvn1.
Or you can watch it at the Des Moines Register site.
MSNBC, CNN, and others will stream the debate live starting at 2 pm.