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Calling the bushtards on their bullshit really brought out the trolls. Yay! At least auggysback isn't my only troll any more! But seriously, folks, Bennish is the non-issue they hide behind so they don't have to deal with any of the day's other news, which would show them that their pathetic excuse for an ideology continues to fail real-world tests here and abroad, day after day.
I said they were taking refuge in minutiae, and whaddaya know? They come to my site and prove it for me! Thanks, guys!
"trollus bushtardensis"
Photo courtesy of the Acme™ company.
So let's take a moment to consider the deep-structure of those who are dumb enough to still be conservatives (besides those, I might add, who are simply rich enough to profit from conservative policies and just don't give a shit about what happens to the rest of America as a result).
That's right, I said the magic word! Put on your pith-helmets, 'cause it's time for a visit to darkest Crackerstan and another one of my patented Jane Goodall moments!
Troll dissection, anyone?
"... and do you see these "libruls" all the time, or just when the moon is full?"
First, we have an example of threatened hero-worship:
You couldn't hold your own with Dr. Williams for five seconds. Bozo
Now, after we correct the bushtard's punctuation, we can be reasonably sure that he ISN'T signing this particular bit of blather "Bozo." An example of trolls who have been given names by their captors will be considered below. Instead, this is supposed to be my new name. Other species, for instance, have been known to display their testicles in order to indimidate competitors, but this is only in species that actually have testicles.
Anyway, this bushtard is referring to this particular piece of bait that referenced this troll-rancher. Like recently-hatched ducklings, trolls will pattern on to the first thing they see and follow it without thinking. This behavior is important in the troll herds because it provides a verisimilitude of actually thinking. In this way, the "thinking" can be done be someone else and the herd will take up the cry. Once their puling is fisked, however, the lesser members of the herd will become restless and are known to stampede.
The conditioned reflexes of industrially herded trolls have been developed over the years to make them more useful to another specied (more below), and it is these convulsions that are termed "traditional values" and are not to be confused with trolls' actual values. Unfortunately, these postures are ineffectual outside the narrow strip of habitat that still supports troll populations. The troll, in this case, is used to vocalizing "ditto" to a guy who wouldn't have a presense in the punditocracy if he weren't needed as a token. Threatened in his previously secure little world, the bushtard has essentially said that his daddy can beat up my daddy.
The next specimen was caught in the same trap.
WHAT AN IDIOT. Thank god yet another liberal isn;t teaching
You will observe that this specimen exhibits the same problem with punctuation. Aside from this morphological deformity, however, he also has the common problem of all bushtards, in short a failure to engage what they
cannot handle. Whether this is a learned behavioral pattern, the result of being repeatedly bitchslapped by the real-world failures of their primitive ideology, or is some kind of inherited fearfulness, need not detain us here. Instead you'll note the perceptual limitation:
asking people to think out of the box is so terrifying as to be labled "liberal," so as to discourage others from looking at it at all. In this way, the bushtards' social practices preserve their community despite its inherent fragility.
Next specimen. Same trap. Note to self: that bait rocks!
When it comes to Walter Williams, you may have a point, but taking him down doesn't advance the case for Bennish. Nor do your other points.
In Bennish's case it's obvious to anyone - high school educators included - that, although arguably "pertinent" to geography - as are economics, civil engineering and biology (and a host of other disciplines for t [sic]
This bushtard has likely spent some time out of the wild, having adapted to the kind of urban scavenging strategies common to wildlife displaced by human development. For instance, when offered both pork rinds AND cheetos, they will opt for the latter. Exposure to rational thought has led him to adopt its postures regardless of the fact that he doesn't understand its content (or his own computer, apparently). Specifically, there is an initial assumption that the post was intended to "advance the case for Bennish." Note the ham-handed appropriation of jargon, it is similar to the brandishing of cameras by caged monkeys.
The real breakdown in the troll's attempt to walk on his hind feet comes when he uses the telltale phrase "obvious to anyone." There are even documented cases of specimens who've wandered into the left-blogsphere employing this phrase, which suggests that it has been in long use by whatever poachers and breeders are responsible for the outbreak of the troll population. The phrase itself means nothing, but by simple imitation some specimens have exhibited "superstitious behavior" in deploying it, meaning that it must have been rewarded at some point.
Our last specimen seems to be a different case, however.
" It's only "political" because you disagree, bushtard."
What???
Are you suggesting that if the previous poster played the part of the sheep, and just took in what the guy said without question, then it wouldn't be political???
The argument of "its only political because you disagree" has to be the weakest argument here... and you didn't make that great of a defense of this guy in the first place.
Yes, its brainwashing when the teacher prompts his students to say "America" in the middle of his anti-US rant.
Yes, its propaganda when he says that we are the most violent country on earth.
And here's a shocker for you: YOU disagreed with what he said, so for YOU, by your OWN definition, this is political.
Now go learn how to debate. Or at least how to defend. And work on a better insult then Bushtard. It makes you sound like a 12 year old girl.
-John
This is more likely an urban troll who has simply gone feral. The tragedy of pet trolls abandoned, for instance, by college students when they leave for the holidays is well known, at least anecdotally. In this case, its previous owner gave it the name "John" before abandoning it, suggesting that the troll was originally a holiday or birthday gift to a small child, who later outgrew the beast. The fact that it asks for a reiteration of an argument that had already been stated twice suggests exposure to very loud music, and therefore that this previous owner/pet relationship lasted into adolescence.
Fear of independent thinking, something that appears to all idea-blind species as a form of predatory indoctrination, will cause many trolls to talk about sheep, the mammilian species they most closely resemble. Researchers, for instance, have been been able to approach some troll specimens while wearing special clothing displaying ultraviolet patterns common the hides of the superior species in the troll's mutualistic symbiosis, parasiticus pecunius, though these results have been difficult to replicate. Preliminary data suggest, however, that appearing to offer no competing narrative to the trolls' fragile intellectual ecosystem can blunt these defensive responses.
It is useful to consider, however, what behaviors it has in common with its wild bretheren and to consider whether these are the results of nature or nurture. For instance, the assumptions of certain facts as being "anti-US," the ironic deployment of accusations of propaganda, and the assumption that the interlocutor is taking up the frightening predator's position, are common to even the most underevolved species of troll. However, the charming (one researcher called it "cute") attempt to deploy the arguments made against the the troll betray its experiences in captivity. The specimen has failed to grasp the difference between disagreement and intelligent engagement, likely because that activity occurs in a higher band of the spectrum.
Curiously, this specimen has adopted one of the coping strategies of a related species, trollus concernus, in that it attempts to dissuade predators from a particular line of attack by affecting either a lack of concern or an extreme of concern. Other species exhibiting this behavior range from the King Snake to the common household cat.
Clearly further research is necessary. However, our research has uncovered relatively dense populations of trolls and the response has been very rewarding.
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