Today is Festivus. I hope you've all set up your Festivus pole and are readying your list of grievances for 2007. Here's mine.
- The American people for actually caring about the personal problems of celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spear's crotch and her sister's underage knock-up, distracting everyone from the real issues. The American people could use a big steaming cup of STFU already, especially this guy. Seriously, who gives a crap? Like this kind of stuff doesn't happen enough in average people's families everyday in this country?
- Greedy Mortgage Brokers for creating the great shitpile that's making the S&L scandal look like missing lunch money, and who do you think is going to bail them out? I'll give you three guesses. If you guessed me and you, you would be correct. But didn't you hear? Britney's 16 y-o sister is going to have a baby! Fuck.
- Wimpy Democrats like Pelosi and Reid who needs to grow a damn pair and actually put up a fight, represent those that put them in office and stop castrating the legislative branch instead of putting on kneepads and giving into Republicans everytime they throw a tantrum, threaten a veto or promise a filibuster. Let Bush veto the damn thing and let them filibuster. Then tell everyone who the obstructionists are. Shame on you and especially Reid for rolling over and attempting to jam through that piece of crap retroactive immunity for those ratfucker's illegal spying. Ask Dodd for a spine will you? Just pretend this is for Dodd and not Andy Warhol.
- Fundie Wingnuts for the their on-going contribution to the stupidity and dumbing down of our citizens.
Kangaroo:
"Like all modern animals, modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood."
To quote Atrios. "The stoopids! It Burrrrnnns!"
- Time Magazine for giving Joke Line the mechanism to publish his exposed lies and then, rather than retract them, back them up. Not to mention the lengths you go to keep Americans in the dark on crucial issues. How about some journalism Time? You remember what that is? About time you canned Krauthammer and William the Bloody. If only the rest of the "librul" press would stop inviting these professionally wrong people and pretending they have something intelligent to add to the conversation.
- The State of Illinois, for catering to fundies and passing ridiculous trojan moment of silence law.
- The un-think tank, Family Security Matters, who advocated that George W. Bush become Preznit for life and then scrubbed the article. Later a contributing wingnut releases a very serious list, which Media Matters tops as #1 most Dangerous organisation in America. Terrorism is nothing compared to those librul fiends over at MM! Please stop them before write again!
- Freepers and raving lunatic Michelle Malkin, for the creepy stalking and sick personal attacks they committed on a 12-year old kid.
- Billo and Coulter, for continuous acts of assholiness and proving themselves repeatedly unfair and imbalanced. Far too many to list all the assholiness. Get some help.
- And of course, George and Dick, for multiple and obvious reasons.
OK. So who's going to pin Kos in the Feat of Strength?