Recently we have witnessed a spate of Cat (subversively monikered "pootie" in these pages, perhaps to get us doggies and dog people all warm and fuzzy and complacent like, as they plot their whiskery, tuna scented take over) diaries. Some come from left field- a "Pootie and Puppy Christmas (sure it included dogs, but it was in name only!) by PhillyGal, innocuous on the surface, but undoubtably full of subliminal proCat propaganda; others, like Frankenoid's(and you thought Frankenoid just repped gardens. Clearly Frankenoid is a PLANT, sent from Cat Political Takeover Headquaters, [or CPTOHQ]!) are more bold, spelling out their agenda in the very title line! Brothers and Sisters! I have a dream, too! And my dream begins with a canine caucus so large, united, and unstoppable that our only only battle cry is triumph!
Dogs! I implore you! Rise Up!
The time for revolution is now!
All too many diaries here are filled with adorable fluffy kittens, like these:
At other sites, you'll find cute little ponies. And the dogs? Where are the dogs you ask? Under represented! That's where. Cast off to a far corner of dog island. Where, as Bon Jovi once said, the streets have no name (or was that U2?) Walking a long, lonely road, virtually invisible, as the pooties and ponies and all of their "p" named brethren steal doggie thunder! No more, dogs, we must fight! We must not allow our oppression to continue. It is time to form the strongest pet caucus EVER, The dog caucus. Do it for this guy, if not for yourselves:
A tragic political prisoner.
People, please sign your dogs up today! Tomorrow belongs to us!
An innocent dog, kept down by the man.
Proof of nefarious cat plot to hijack Christmas:
*Excessive use of the exclamation point is intentional, as the exclamation point is known to light a fire up under your ass!
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***HAppy Holidays