(Courtesy of GawkyGawkers.com)
Our muckraking citizen reporters here at GG have discovered a staggering fact about Noo Yawk's hottest Senator: she makes bloggeek Peter Daou ply his nerdy trade while * * WEARING NOTHING BUT A FLAME-RETARDANT AMERICAN FLAG!!
A spokesperson for La Clint told Gawk, "Why, that's an exaggeration. Petey is a creative boy and chose to dress-up that way hisself. The Senator has nothing to say to you internet tabloid press trash."
One of our peeps threw a rock at Daou's head (in the next room, along with his computerfreak body), and we heard Daou "D'oh!" ---FAB-u-LOUS!!
Rumors are spinning, on the dress-up tip, that Elton John will pay lefty pest Markos "Kos" Moulitsas 10 million pounds to wear an orange ball gown, but we could not reach Sir Elt at press time. So the fetishism prize for now still goes to Hill and "Petey", who are in a special and wonderful mess-media world of their own.