Sometimes we need a genius-level satirist like the Fafblogger to really break things down for us.
Here's a taste:
Treason: it's all the rage these days! From treasonous news executives to treasonous former Presidents everybody's doin it. In fact you may be a traitor and not even know it! "That is silly Fafnir I could never betray America I love it an eat twelve flags a day" says you. Well a lotta traitors start off not even tryin to be traitors, it is just that easy to do! Treason isn't just providin aid an comfort to the enemy. It's providin not-aid an discomfort to America. Treason is hurting America's feelings.
Now you may think "oh well Fafnir America's a big country it can take care a itself" but in fact it is very sensitive. When you say its mom's ugly or criticize its foreign policy or kick sand on its face at the beach it is just as hurt as if you'd sold its state secrets. Like every emotional young superpower America needs love and care from its citizens. We've put together a brief guide to treason so you can understand it a little better.
Read the whole thing.