My fellow Americans.
I did not have sex with that woman.
But, let me be clear, I did CONSENT to sex with that woman. But, by consenting to the sex, I thought that having sex with her would be less likely, not more likely, because pursuit is 9/10th of the game in these endeavors.
I was trying to take the route that I think most good Americans would take. I was trying to uphold American values by consenting to the sex, in the hope that then, after my consent, the correct approach would be taken by all parties when they realized the wrongheadedness of the sex in question.
Thus, we would all be the better for it. I did this selflessly, because that's what I'm about - leadership. God bless America.
Thank you.